18 Things Every Girl Needs To Know About Life

Wednesday, September 23, 2015


Your teenage years see you make your best and worst decisions. They seen you learn more things about life than you could ever have learnt at school.

The following list contains 18 things that you need to know (if you don't already yet) about life and coming from an expert in mistakes, these will defo help you do life.

Have a read...

1. Using a foundation three shades darker than your skin will NOT I repeat will NOT make you look like a bronzed goddess who's just come back from a 3 week holiday to some exotic location. In actual fact it'll make you look like a wotsit with hair.

2. Drinking on an empty stomach is not a good idea - well unless you want to be sick and stain your cream carpet, best have dinner before going out babes.

3. There's nothing chocolate can't cure. If you're sad or angry or hormonal (or all of the above) then chocolate is the answer. Snuggle under a blanket with a family sized bar of choc for one and consume all in one sitting. Go drown your sorrows in the heavenly brown stuff.

4. Bra straps and VPL (Visible Pant Lines) are not meant to be seen under any circumstances.

5. Self-tan back applicator really does exist and should be used when you don't have giraffe like arms or no family member to help you.

6. You can't go wrong with Primark's EXTREME BOOST PUSH UP XXXL CLEAVAGE bra for when you need that extra bit of help.

7. It's okay to only shave and fake tan your ankles when wearing cigarette trousers or any other 3/4 length trouser.

8. H&M's Heavy Leggings are only £7.99 and are one of the only pairs of leggings on the highsteet that do not reveal to the world what colour thong you are wearing when you bend over and do not go see-through no matter how many times you wash them.

9. A hug makes everything better. Whether you're giving or receiving a hug, embrace it with open arms and enjoy the moment.

10. You don't need to be a size 6 to be happy.

11. Two weeks into a Zara sale everything is reduced to £5.99 or less, so if you can wait two weeks after the sale has started, I can guarantee you that you'll be able to find some megz cheap beauties for under 6 quid. It's all about patience guys.

12. Don't give sh*t about what people think about you - do you and get on with living the fabulous life that you do.

13. Always listen to your Mum, even if you don't agree with her at the time she actually always knows what's best for you.

14. Big things that are bugging you right now will be so minuscule by this time next week that you will have probably forgotten about them and how much you were worried.

15. The majority of celebs IG photos have been photoshopped so don't woz if you don't look like Kylie Jenner or Bey because in real life, they don't even look like their Instagram-selves.

16. If in doubt, flowers and a thoughtful card make a fab bday prezzie.

17. It's okay to not shave your legs for three months if you're single.

18. You can't please everybody AND WHO CARES ANYWAY.


Thanks for reading!



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